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You have a special appointment with Nurse Kitty-chan herself!
Her overly optimistic personality really shines in this game. XD
Thre are 70+ different answers you can get.
YEAH I'm lazy and used a lot of my graphics from my Nurse Kitty dressup game. XD

NOTE: This game is just for fun! Please do NOT use it for actual medical advice!! Although some of her advice may be helpful in real life, you should see a proper doctor and not a silly game!

Please do not redistribute this game or any part of it anywhere. Thank you. ^_^


This game and Nurse Kitty-chan are both copyright Ruth Brain. (me! XD)
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:iconblazethecat415:
she said im a noob!:( (Sad) 
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:iconcutiepieeliza:
cutiepieeliza Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
me: my heart is breaking because I ship too many ships
NK: There is no cure
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:iconskarlithestar:
Skarlithestar Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
Me: Hi Nurse kitty-chan! I came in because i have a stomach ache
NKC: You need a nice vacation. I suggest somewhere sunny!
Me: Nurse Kitty chan. That ain't gonna help me
NKC: You need plenty of sleep. Sweet Dreams!
Me: Nurse pls
NKC: I'll inject you with giggle juice!
Me: How is that going to work
NKC: Drink some herbal tea. It's very soothing!
Me: We don't live in Mario. 
NKC: LOL U R N00B Dat Cute Face 
Me: wtf bonnie? 
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:iconskarlithestar:
Skarlithestar Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  New Deviant Student General Artist
I told her I have glaucoma

There is no cure Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px 

Nice game though!I am a dummy! 
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:iconmissmeow25:
MissMeow25 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I said I have cancer and she said drink some herbal tea...Llama Emoji-09 (Drinking Tea) [V1] 
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:iconmertonna123:
mertonna123 Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: Hi Nurse Kitty! 
Nurse Kitty: Prepare the emergency hug, STAT!
Me: YAY! I LOVE hugs! Though I might suffocate you by accident.
Nurse Kitty: I'll inject you with sparkly happiness
Me: Okay :)
Nurse Kitty: Get make Scalpel, I'll remove your sorrows!
Me: I have Cancer, HIV, AIDS, and Ebola. HALP.
Nurse Kitty: You need to upgrade to Healthy-Me Premium 6.0!
Me: WHAT?
Nurse Kitty: Take this rainbow colored pills!
Me: Are you trying to drug me?!
Nurse Kitty: Have a nice bath to heal your body and mind.
Me: I don't think a bath will help me recover from rainbow colored drugs....
Nurse Kitty: Pour some get-well syrup on your pancakes!
Me: THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP.
Nurse Kitty: Teehee, that's a good joke! TEEHEE!
Me: So apparently your laughing at me because you actually think syrup will magically cure the damages from drugs...
Nurse Kitty: Brush your teeth 3 times a day!
Me: NOT HELPING!!!
Nurse Kitty: Here, have a lollipop!
Me: NO. You probably drugged that too....
Nurse Kitty: Drink one cup of smiles. Maybe with a cookie? Teehee
Me: I can't DRINK smiles......
Nurse Kitty: You can borrow my hankie!
Me: ........
Nurse Kitty: Take these rainbow colored pills!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *flips table over medicine falls off scattering all over the floor runs away*
Nurse Kitty: I'm sorry, but you are doomed
Me: NOOOOOOOOO *sprints out of the hospital*
Nurse Kitty: Remember to eat 5 portions of fruits and vegetables a day!
Me: NOOOOPE!
Nurse Kitty: Here have a smiley pin!
Me: -Exits game-
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:iconwendymarvelsweetypie:
wendymarvelsweetypie Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  New Deviant Student Artisan Crafter
this is weird i said i have fake irvtvtvble bowel syndrum thyen she said heresav bandage
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:iconflufflepuffrocks9672:
Yo gotta help me Man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!
NK: I'll inject you with tiny flowers!
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:iconflutterbhy:
FlutterBhy Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi. 
Nk: Drink plenty of water!
Why water though.
Nk: Silly, that isn't bad at all!
Yes it is.
Nk: Prepare the emergency hug, STAT!
-hugs-
Nk: Put this lucky bell under your bed every night!
....Whut.
Nk: Drink plenty of water!
You already said that...
Nk: Charge and CLEAR!
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:icon79089:
79089 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I am an alicorn~me
I will inject you with tiny flowers!~nk
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:icon79089:
79089 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Me:Flowers
Nk:I will give you tiny flowers
Me:I HAVE TINY FLOWERS IN ME ALREADY!
Nk:Tiny flowers in you again!!!
Me:Wut?
Nk:Put more flowers in you!!!
Me:...
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:iconflufflepuffrocks9672:
Me: I'm a horse.
NK: Get my scalpel! I'll remove your sorrow!
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:iconwonderland-rebel:
Wonderland-Rebel Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015   General Artist
I said 'I think I have flu' and she told me 'don't be silly, there's nothing wrong with that!'

Really cute game and more dependable than my actual real doctor might I add!
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:iconzonethehedgehogo3o:
ZoneTheHedgehogo3o Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Explosive diarrhea
NK: Huh? Sorry- I was gazing into your beautiful eyes...
Me: I HAVE DIARRHEA HERE, HELLO
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:iconrose150:
Rose150 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015
When I put in that, she said that I should buy a hyper potion because my HP is low...
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:icon79089:
79089 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
She says to put ice on it.
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:iconzonethehedgehogo3o:
ZoneTheHedgehogo3o Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
why would you put ice on diarrhea
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:iconpeppermint-candies:
Peppermint-Candies Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Me: One of my symptoms is Coughing
Nurse Kitty: I suggest a nice vacation, probably somewhere sunny!
Me: ......
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:icon79089:
79089 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
She says dance
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:iconmlpfim456:
mlpfim456 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Me: I have the Ebola Virus
NK: lol u r N00b
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:iconlittlekittenberry:
LittleKittenBerry Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She said evey! XD
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:iconlittlekittenberry:
LittleKittenBerry Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me:STUPID CAT! NK: Here have this 1up mushroom it will make you big and strong. Me: AGHHHHHHHHHH! NK: With a permit I can give you some catnip.
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:icon79089:
79089 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
She made me eat a 1UP mushroom too.
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:iconmaeito:
Maeito Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: I have no soul
Kitty:Im sorry but you are doomed
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:iconrobloxlittle:
robloxlittle Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
well shit.
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:iconmareteyaokami64:
Mareteyaokami64 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: I'm farting rainbows.
Her: There is nothing wrong with you.
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:iconrobloxlittle:
robloxlittle Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
she wasnt wrong there.
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:iconmareteyaokami64:
Mareteyaokami64 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Meme Face You don't say? 
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:iconrobloxlittle:
robloxlittle Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
actually i did say
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:iconaudreyboochan:
Audreyboochan Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
"My eyes are bleeding!!!" "I'm sorry, but you are doomed."
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:iconcatofox:
Catofox Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
i put REALLY BAD symtoms and she called me a N00B!
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:iconfullmetalpain:
FullmetalPain Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Student Artist
me: bleeding to death
kittie: ERROR  there is nothing wrong with you.
me:.......are you stupid?
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:iconqueen-of-cookies:
Queen-Of-Cookies Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Symptoms- Bleeding to death

Nurse Kitty- 

You can borrow my hankie!

Yes. Because A hankie can stop fatal bleeding. XD
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:iconchibikiki623:
ChibiKiki623 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me:Broken arm,nk:Put this lucky bell under your pillow every night! me:Dat wont work nk:there is no cure, ._.Explode la plz 
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:iconmanguethecat:
MangueTheCat Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I: I am blueee!
NK: Put this lucky bell under your pillow every night!
I: It is soooo big!
NK: Wow, that is EPIC FAIL.
I: You are idot.
NK: Somebody needs a cuddle!
I: WTF
NK: There is no cure.
I: Yeah, there is no cure for your brain.
NK: Take this rainbow-coloured pills!
I: No.
NK: Put some this good-well syrup on your pancakes!
I: I will never pay to idiots like you. Say goodbay to my money!
NK: Sorry, I'm busy! Can I take a message?
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:iconterrifictamara:
TerrificTamara Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
me- i have a headache

kitty- oh silly there's nothing wrong with that!

me- yes there is!

kitty- pour some of this get better syrup on your pancakes

me- NOOOOOO

kitty- LOL u r N00B

me- no your a N00B!

kitty- don't eat so much sugar candy is bad for you

me- i know

kitty- you can borrow my hankie!
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:iconkyka44:
Kyka44 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
"Bad Art, Sloppy Lines"
"I'll inject you with tiny flowers!"
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:iconokamishelli:
OkamiShelli Featured By Owner Edited Jul 17, 2014
I'm tired.

K- EPIC FAIL! Get well soon!

Me- NO IT ISN'T!

K- Have a lollipop!

Me- How in the name of Amaterasu is that supposed to help?

K- Drink a cup of smiles! Maybe with a cookie? Teehee!

Me- WTF

K- You can borrow my hankie!

Me- 0.o

K- Sorry! I'm out right now, can I take a message?

Me- You're not out.

K- ERROR. There is nothing wrong with you.

Me- But there's something wrong with you.

K- Drink some herbal tea. It's very soothing.

Me- I'm not very fond of tea.

K- Wear one of my magical ribbons!

Me- How is THAT supposed to help?!

K- Drink some herbal tea. It's very soothing.

Me- No.

K- We'll have to operate!

Me- WTF INTNOATH (In The Name Of All That's Holy) NOOOOOOOOO

K- I'll inject you with liquid kisses!

DX
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:iconokamishelli:
OkamiShelli Featured By Owner Edited Jul 17, 2014
Me: Headache.

Nurse Kitty: Nurse Kitty s not in right now. She's out OF her mind.
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:iconmertonna123:
mertonna123 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wrote- Itchy everywhere
And she told me- sorry you're doomed! 
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:iconmimiloli55524:
Mimiloli55524 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wrote: immaturity

And the cat told me: LOL u r N00B
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:iconilovetailsdollmyluv:
Ilovetailsdollmyluv Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
me:i have skin cancer...
kitty:CHARGE AND...clear!
me:OH HECK NAW!
KITTY:Your HP level is low.Buy some hyper pills!
me:you mean get high!?
kitty: put some of this get well surup on your pancakes!
me: why?
kitty:huh?sorry I wasn't listening.i was gazing into ur butiful eyes
me:???
kitty: ERROR:there is nothing wrong with you!/ME:.... _-_Rage face emoticon rage :extremeshakefist: Greedy rage icon Angry CJ Emote Doge troll emote Doge troll emote Doge troll emote Horrified Worm Jeff Emote Horrified Worm Jeff Emote Jeff the Killer Emote Jeff the Killer Emote Jeff Noms Jeff Noms Chainsword emoticon murder Chainsword emoticon murder Chainsword emoticon murder :stab: :stab: 
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:iconrainbowsweettart9:
RainbowSweetTart9 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Me: I Have Canser
Kitty: Brush Your Teeth 3 Times A Day! XD
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:iconrainbowsweettart9:
RainbowSweetTart9 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Me:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Kitty: Nurse Kitty Is Not In Right Now She Is Out Of Her Mind
Me: WHY
Kitty: I Recommend You Watch Some Disney!
Me: But I Don't Like Disney
Kitty: Sorry What I Was Looking At Your Glittery Eyes!
Me: Why? Do You Like Me?
Kitty: Put Some Of This Fairy Powder On Your Dinner
Me: Why? Do You THINK I AM SICK!
Kitty: Sorry There Is No Cure! Have A Nice Day!
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:icongoingupthestreetwith:
GoingUpTheStreetWith Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Me: I have Lung Cancer
Kitty: That's not bad!
Me: BLARGGG
Kitty: Drink Hot coco with a marshmellow
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:iconsorensonshinigami:
SorensonShinigami Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm a vampire


Spend time in the sunshine!
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:iconsheymashinestar:
SheymaShineStar Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student
First read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
!









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STOP!! YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED! :icontrollfaceplz: this was just a SPAM!
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:iconsonicissodreamy:
Sonicissodreamy Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: I act like a super depressed Pinkamena.
Kitty-Chan: Eat a lot of happy berries!
Me: That is the problem,I can't eat anything related to happiness.
Kitty-Chan: Take some vitamins from my collection!
Me: Okay,tell me which ones are not happy vitamin pills.
Kitty-Chan: With a permit,I can give you some catnip!
Me: Why would you need a permit to get catnip?Anyways,tell me the medicine to take.
Kitty-Chan: Get lots of fresh air and exercise!
Me: That may help too.
Kitty-Chan: Sprinkle some of this fairy powder on your dinner!
Me: What does that do?
Kitty-Chan: It looks like a job for...SUPER KITTY!!!
Me: This doctor appointment will last forever.I'm leaving.
Kitty-Chan: Time for an injection!
Me: :nuu: ~ran out the door~
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:iconsonicissodreamy:
Sonicissodreamy Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: I have more sorrow than usual.
Kitty-Chan: Get my scalpel!I'll remove your sorrow!
Me: OH F*** NO!!! :nuu:
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:iconsheymashinestar:
SheymaShineStar Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student
Me: im coughing *cough*
Kitty: oh sorry i wasnt listening i was looking at the pretty butterfly!
Me: where?
Kitty: ill put a bandage on it!
Me: What the? but i said i cant see the butterfly!!!!!
Kitty: Eat a long,crunchy carrot!
Me: Give me then!
Kitty: its all in your head!
Me: WHAT THE???? AAAAAAHHHHH:berserk: :berserk: :berserk: OMG - Watch that OMG - Watch that :cor blimey: :cor blimey: FFUUrious FFUUrious FFUUrious FFUUrious Heeeelp Heeeelp Heeeelp 
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